Incoming Mail (3 new messages):
welcome to the online pigeon messaging house, where I [], carefully examine, collect, craft and spread internet mail art, as my dear grandpa would have intended.
* the readers are welcome to costumize their message by revealing hidden content, according to their desires.
** the readers are encouraged to forward exactly 5 [five] copies to friends, family, colleagues and/or anyone they wish to receive said copies.
[direct reference to Crackerjack Kid]